Komm um sechs
und helf mir bitte mit meine Stuhl
Er ist kaputt
und ich kann ihn selbst nicht reparieren
~
Denn das, das ist ja ein sehr gute Qualität,
aber bald ist es so spät
Kommst du nicht?
~
Komm zu mir,
aber lauf nicht zu schnell
Folgen Sie mir
Da liegt mein Stuhl, oh, mein Stuhl
~
Denn das, das ist ja ein sehr gute Qualität,
aber bald ist es so spät
Kommst du nicht?
~
Hörst du zu?
Warum bist du so stumm?
Hast du gedacht,
mich nach der Jüngste Tag verlassen?
~
Denn das, das ist ja ein sehr gute Qualität,
aber bald ist es so spät
Kommst du nicht?
~
Der Stuhl ist kaputt
und meine Seele ist zerstört
Ove kam nicht
Er ist so falsch, ja, so falsch
~
Denn das, das ist ja ein sehr gute Qualität,
aber bald ist es so spät
Kommst du nicht?
~
Danke schön.
Come at six
and help me, please, with my chair
It's broken
and I can't repair it myself
~
Because it, it's really of a very good quality,
but it will be so late soon
Aren't you coming?
~
Come to me,
but don't run too fast
Follow me
There lies my chair, oh, my chair
~
Because it, it's really of a very good quality,
but it will be so late soon
Aren't you coming?
~
Are you listening?
Why aren't you talking?
Did you think
to leave me after Judgement Day?
~
Because it, it's really of a very good quality,
but it will be so late soon
Aren't you coming?
~
The chair is broken
and my soul is destroyed
Ove didn't come *
He's such a liar, yes, such a liar
~
Because it, it's really of a very good quality,
but it will be so late soon
Aren't you coming?
~
Thank you very much.
There's not really that much to explain here as far as I've gathered, it's just a serious-sounding song about a broken chair. It's paired with this blog post on their website:
As far as I can tell, the digital release of this song is lost media. I have no way of knowing for sure whether the YouTube upload this page is based on is legitimate. The blog post is also hard to date retroactively, as the earliest website archive is from 1998 (which is also the site's last given modified year).
The song title given by the download is "The Arm Chair Song". The YouTube upload and ISWC registration give the title as "Arm Chair from Kassel" (Kassel is a German city).
Ove is mentioned in the blog post the official reference to this song comes from; he seems to be a friend and furniture repairman who said he'd come over but failed to do so.
00. Der Sessel-Song
(Online Promo)